Your Critics
ERIC “E-MAN” BOSHART
Pro-Writer
Eric Boshart doesn’t use shampoo (“IS THIS ACTUALLY TRUE?!” -Erin) so you know he’s cool. He reads tons of books and watches all the greatest movies and only listens to the finest music and appreciates beauty in a number of different but totally artistic ways so you know he’s got taste. Cool threads, cool sunglasses, etc so you know he’s got style. All around town they know he’s in a great rock band (“This whole thing reads like a bad pop song” - Erin.) and they certainly know he can orate with the very best and his videos and digital visuals are very creative and mindful so you know he’s artistic as shit. He’s got a degree in women’s studies so you know you had better listen to what he says. Let Eric Boshart into your heart and more importantly your mind.
ERIC BOSHART HAS KNOWN ERIN SCHOLZ FOR OVER A YEAR (BUT OVER A MILLENIA, LIKE, CELESTIALLY) AND RESPECTS HER OPINION ALMOST ALL OF THE TIME.
ERIN “SCHOLZY” SCHOLZ
Perfect Housewife
Erin has one best friend and black cat named Leo. They live in harmony/heaven (Parkdale) together. She writes for the Huffington Post but it’s probably not as good as her content on Critical T.O. because NO RULES HERE BABY! When she’s not blogging she likes to cook, watch bad television, and read boring books about plants that no one actually cares about. If she texts you something a little bitchy she will send a follow up text that reads “<3 uuuuu lulz!!!”. If she texts you something that’s actually bitchy it’s hilarious and you just gotta deal, chump. Cats cats food rock music cattalk y’all bye!
