Black Eve on DEVIL’S NIGHT
by: erin.
Last night (EDIT: Over a week ago…I got lazy with posting) I went to a movie only because a friend was the director of photography. Otherwise, there’s no fucking way I’d have gone, let me tell you. I may seem pretty tough but really I’m a huge baby** when it comes to horror movies. Before it started I was stoked to notice a few kids under the age of 10 (12? 5? I can’t tell) sitting ahead of me with some obnoxious parents/overlords/whatever. Eg: (mother-figure) “WHO WANTS SUSHI?!” (dramatically yanking it out of her over-sized purse and handing a package to each kid). WHO BRINGS SUSHI TO THE MOVIES? WHO BRINGS BASICALLY TINY TODDLERS TO A HORROR MOVIE?!
first result when googling “yuppies eating sushi”
I’m too lazy to write a synopsis of Black Eve so here is what someone else wrote:
“The West Jefferson Mall is closed down and set to be demolished. The department store was the sight of a grizzly murder/suicide years before and now… it’s the perfect location for a wicked Halloween party. Two floors, fifty thousand square feet, loud music, booze, sexy Halloween costumes. And one uninvited guest. It’s one hell of a night and by morning the only survivor, a woman with psychic abilities, is pinned in a cat and mouse game with the killer, running from room to room and using her powers to retrace the final steps of the other guests.”
me.
In conclusion, someone was murdered by getting stabbed up the vagina multiple times (and one billion other people were murdered one billion other ways) and I almost vomited i think.
Fun fact: After the movie I went out for dinner with a friend and “jokingly” asked her to accompany me to the bathroom because I was “scared”. JK LOL.
Rating: I guess this movie did what it was meant to do but I just fucking hated it.
**Perhaps worth noting is that I stopped watching “United States of Tara” because I was too scared. ……and because I thought it was a reality show about Tara Reid.
