CIVILIZATION 5
by Eric.
Asshole
I would rather be playing Civilization 5 then writing this entry. I just made peace with the Ottomons who, as a part of our treaty, gave me a bunch of cities. The only problem is that all of these extra cities, besides launching me into the top rank of the game, has caused a great deal of unhappiness among my people. This requires the necessity of a peace treaty with the Aztecs. I don’t want to make peace with them because their leader Montezuma is a prick who started the war in the first place and my army is much stronger.
Because Civilization 5 is not a computer game but [AT THIS POINT I STOPPED WRITING TO PLAY MORE CIVILIZATION 5]. Ok it is a computer game, its just one of those computer games you ominous qualities too because they take up a lot of time and you feel foolish.
In conclusion Civilization 5 is pretty great but it looks boring so you wouldn’t show it to your “flashier” friends. Corky* claims he can beat it in a few hours on epic mode but I think he is full of shit.
RATING
Science +5
Gold + 5
Culture +5
Unhappiness reduced by 50%
[FYI THIS IS GOOD]
*Name changed to protect identity.
