A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas
by: erin.
Last Sunday I realized it was my last night with MY! MOMS! COROLLA! and I had to take full advantage. Naturally, I thought, “let’s go to Etobicoke and see a retarded stoner movie completely sober!”.
I didn’t realize it was 3D until after the tickets had been purchased. I instantly panicked because I wear glasses, so like, A) WILL THEY FIT OVER MY GLASSES?! and B) WILL I LOOK MORE STUPID THAN EVERYONE ELSE BECAUSE I WILL BE WEARING DOUBLE GLASSES?!
- The po-mo self-referential digs at 3D should’ve stopped after the first one.
- One of the subplots was about taking the virginity of the daughter of some psycho mob boss. This plot probably took up less than 15 minutes of the movie and didn’t really fit and was really wtf-ish.
- The recurring theme of the baby getting high on various drugs was funny.
- Neil Patrick Harris needs to stop being a hilarious ironic joke of a man. Also, no one beards a beard. We, as a society, are not that progressive.
- I liked when the 3D parts were pretty like snowflakes or sparkles or Christmas lights. (I’m not sure if any of those actually happened).
- I didn’t like the 3D gun shots and explosives, etc. You have a death wish if you do like that. Or you are a 12 year old boy. Or a 30 year old man.
Hmmmmmmm 5/10.
