Wendys Chili Cheese Nachos
by Eric

Ordering chili at a fast food restaurant is pervy. Pervy people order chili and a fresca then freak out that the restaurant doesnt serve Fresca so they order chili and two packets of butter AS IF THATS THE SAME THING. Fast food chili is for single people with brown station wagons who only own tapes recorded from numbers stations.
On the flip side it’s totally not weird if you dump chili on something else (ie hot dog or in this case nachos) then dumping some cheese on that thus titling the item with the prefix chili-cheese. Which is basically like knighting your food. Hark nachos, you used to be known as nachos but now you are chili-cheese nachos and you are very much more delicious hence forth sally-ho clip clop.
And they only come to $1.98. Two cents to charity and its a clean two piece EVEN. YOU CAN’T LOSE.
RATING: Chili-Cheese Status