Kings & Queens Nefertiti Honey Body Butter
by: erin.
GIRLY ALERT! That’s right, I’m talking about BODY BUTTER. (whenever I am doing fake enthusiasm I always think of that hot air balloon sketch on SNL…remember?..oh, look, I found it. horrible quality but but.)
Anyway. When I look at this “body butter” (yuck!) I am instantly transported back to the year 2004 when things were simpler I mean horribly awkward and nervous and maybe I pretended Andrew Whiteman and Leslie Feist were soothing angels telling me the conservative JAP-filled university dorm life was definitely a GREAT FIT for me.
Anyway. Then I put it on and my stomach starts turning because it is so sickly sweet. All over the tube it refers to “royal herbs” which I suspect is what gives it a weird chemical-y after smell and if you wet your hands the smell turns into the smell of urine. I didn’t pee on my hands.
COME RIDE IN MY HOT AIR BALLOON GOODNIGHT!
oh, i give it 1 out of 5 balloons.
